The First Crazypill

Well it's finally time for the first Crazypill story. Before I get into it let me give you a little background into the people involved. To protect their identities, all names have been changed. First there's me. I will be referring to myself as Zoids. I'm the youngest in the group. In most of the stories, I'm just an observer or I wasn't even there but was told about it later. Next is my cousin Doogie. He is a few years older than me. We grew up together in the city. Then comes what we consider the stars of most of these stories, Q and Chubby Checkers(again, just nicknames). There will be other people involved in later stories but these are the main characters so to speak.

Ok, this is one of my favorite stories of all time. Doogie and Chubby went to Q's house to chill. This is typical as they all live basically within 15 minutes of each other. Q's room is on the bottom floor so whenever they went to his house they would just go and knock on his window. This time when they went to go knock, they were in for a surprise. When they looked into the window, they caught Q jerking off. If it ended there, it would be funny but not quite a Crazypill. Not only was he jerking off, but he was doing positions. Using two hands, twisting motions and anything else you can imagine. On top of that he was looking into the mirror and flexing, as if he was saying to himself,"You can do it!" Even the room was crazy. There was R&B playing on the radio, incense burning, and porn on the tv. This was a session.

Now by the first few seconds of this, Doogie was on the ground rolling. Chubby was telling him what he saw while they were both just crying with laughter. After a bit they knocked on the window and went to the door. When Q answered it (after a couple minutes) he tried to play it off since he wasn't sure if he got caught but they weren't having it. They told him straight up and asked him what the hell were you doing. He couldn't even answer. They said the look on his face when he heard that knock was just outrageously funny. To this day he still hears about it.

Well I hope you enjoyed the story. Keep in mind that this is just one of many Crazypills to come. Check back soon for the next story. Later.