The Crazypills

Money Pill

2007-01-11T12:58:00.000-05:00

Sorry for the delay. The connection over here has been pretty bad the last couple of days and I've been really busy with a few projects. Here's one I did yesterday: Make money with videos. If you ever wanted to earn some extra money check out that blog. Here's another page I got up yesterday that's related to it:Free viral videos. Read that blog and you'll see it's not that difficult to earn some extra money online. I'm not saying it'll make you rich, but who couldn't use a little extra cash right?

Small Pill

2007-01-06T16:36:00.000-05:00

I don't have much time today so I decided to post a quick short story. This happened about early last year. My friend Rob came to my house to pick me up since I live about an hour away from him. We're old friends from high school and a couple of us were going to get together and go out that night. We were meeting at our friend Dave's apartment. I'd only been there twice since he moved and Rob was there a couple times too. Well when we finally made it to the complex we found a parking spot and went to his door. We knocked a couple times but nobody answered. Rob decide to give him a call to see what's up. When Dave answered, Rob told him we were outside and if he could open the door. Dave said it was open and to just come in.

So we hung up and opened the door, but when we looked around, everything was different. It didn't look anything at all to the way I remembered. I hadn't been there in awhile and neither had Rob so we weren't sure. We thought that maybe he redecorated because the outside looked the same and the apartment was the same layout, but there were no pictues and no pets. Dave and his wife have some fish, a dog, and a couple cats so when we didn't see them we realised we were in the wrong apartment. We were like, oh $#!%.... What are the chances that an apartment in the same position as Dave's in another lot would have its door open too? There didn't seem to be anybody home, luckyly, so we just left as fast as we could. It was hilarious. We were the joke of the day, but thats how it is with crazypills. Well I hope you enjoyed this quick crazypill, I'll feed you some of the hockey sized pills later on when I have more time. Later.

The First Crazypill

2007-01-04T13:51:00.000-05:00

Well it's finally time for the first Crazypill story. Before I get into it let me give you a little background into the people involved. To protect their identities, all names have been changed. First there's me. I will be referring to myself as Zoids. I'm the youngest in the group. In most of the stories, I'm just an observer or I wasn't even there but was told about it later. Next is my cousin Doogie. He is a few years older than me. We grew up together in the city. Then comes what we consider the stars of most of these stories, Q and Chubby Checkers(again, just nicknames). There will be other people involved in later stories but these are the main characters so to speak.

Ok, this is one of my favorite stories of all time. Doogie and Chubby went to Q's house to chill. This is typical as they all live basically within 15 minutes of each other. Q's room is on the bottom floor so whenever they went to his house they would just go and knock on his window. This time when they went to go knock, they were in for a surprise. When they looked into the window, they caught Q jerking off. If it ended there, it would be funny but not quite a Crazypill. Not only was he jerking off, but he was doing positions. Using two hands, twisting motions and anything else you can imagine. On top of that he was looking into the mirror and flexing, as if he was saying to himself,"You can do it!" Even the room was crazy. There was R&B playing on the radio, incense burning, and porn on the tv. This was a session.

Now by the first few seconds of this, Doogie was on the ground rolling. Chubby was telling him what he saw while they were both just crying with laughter. After a bit they knocked on the window and went to the door. When Q answered it (after a couple minutes) he tried to play it off since he wasn't sure if he got caught but they weren't having it. They told him straight up and asked him what the hell were you doing. He couldn't even answer. They said the look on his face when he heard that knock was just outrageously funny. To this day he still hears about it.

Well I hope you enjoyed the story. Keep in mind that this is just one of many Crazypills to come. Check back soon for the next story. Later.

Happy New Year!

2007-01-01T00:19:00.001-05:00

Happy New Year everybody!! I thought I'd start this year off by remembering all the crazy things that have happened in the past. That's what this blog is for. I'm going to recount all the insane stories that I can remember to share them with the world. The reason this blog is called , "The crazypills" is because once you read the stories, you'll feel like your taking crazypills.

To start the year off, here's a video we made yesterday to kick off New Year's Eve.

Soda Bottle Explosion - video powered by Metacafe

This is just the beginning.